Stories of Hope

The tumblr of a 19-year-old, afro-sporting Northwestern student named Hope.

For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes - Romans 1:16

Currently reading: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett

DFTBA.
Asker boootygod Asks:
u ugly tho
hopepotamus hopepotamus Said:

melaboveall:

nankurunaisaa:

nonjutsu:

still-j-a-y:

zumainthyfuture:

dablackranger:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

oh

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nigga live in a crack house

homeless sex mattress

mattress discolored as the fuck

mattress soaked in urine and broken dreams

nigga aint got no bed frame but got all that mouth

matters low as fuck, you bunk bed with rats

my nigga why dont u have any sheets under there?

bet u get static shocks all night, you aint grounded bruh bruh

nigga got crack head hand me down furniture

nah hold up a minute NIGGA WHERE IS YOUR FURNITURE?

house empty as shit looking like cj just had a breaking and entering mission in your crib

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lol

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what do you call  this pose ri here? what are u living for bruh?

u was watching 3d porn and through the nut was bout to hit u in the eye

your nipples bout fluffy as the fuck young bull

supple ass nipples bet u can lactate

SON you need burglar bars or something, someone stole another layer of your floor mattress

by time you take your next selfie its just gon be a pillow

He dead.

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Lmao @ by the time you take your next selfie it will be a pillow.

dude a single tear just fell from my eye—im archiving this for my grandkids

:-(((( LMAO

IM DONE!. .. i loved I.T. crowd

ridge:

the spanish version

(via vinebox)

halaalpussy:

*high pitched* OH HO HO

(via finition)

sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

(via enoughtotemptme)

  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill

feathersofiron:

sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal

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(via bartohn)

officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group

(via voldemort-schmoldemort)

And then we have Alison.

(via laydeeisa)

tom-spanks:

[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

(via bartohn)

trewbgn:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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(via kawaiikiang)

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

(via bartohn)

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

(via kawaiikiang)

roachpatrol:

therothwoman:

amuseoffyre:

midnightyen:

THIS JUST BLOWS MY MIND.

People seem to forget that she studied languages and the classics at uni.

WORLDBUILDING

hhHHHHHHHHfffs

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